Dave Richey OUTDOORS

"Yantleman of da yruy," he said, rising and pointing scornfully at the fish net. "Who da hecks ever caught a gude Svede using vun of dem gol-dang homemade Finlander nets? Ay tank you!" - Paulson, Paulson, Everywhere

"Up my way old township politicians never die; they merely look that way. Instead they become justices of the peace." - Paulson, Paulson, Everywhere

"She was born on an assembly line in Detroit in 1928." -The Fish Car

"Some anglers I know can't quite decide just what kind of green pastures are the most wearing on fishermen: those in the great majority that turn into wild-goose chases; those rarer ones that sometimes actually deliver; or those rarest ones of all, like Loon Lake, that are simply crawling with magazine-cover trout, and steadily defy one's best efforts to take them on flies." - Green Pastures

I lurched foggily across the street and banged on the bar, "Drinks fer da house!" I ordered, suddenly going native. "Giff all da Paulsons in da place vatever dey vant." - Paulson, Paulson, Everywhere